Not just because you're rich and surrounded by hot women with pointy chins
who look like you. It is not my dream to wake up next to a woman who looks like an insectoid anime doll, but if that girl behind you is single...Anyway, if you will be my internet friend I will teach you the English so you can both look cool and BE cool.
Sincerely,
Jeffrey Jon Jones, Founder and CEO of
Sometimes Maybe Only Never
PS: I still haven't figured out why they call you Snake Spirit Boy, is it because you take your pleasure from the Snake, or because your real name (刘梓晨) is hard to pronounce?
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